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MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS

THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON

CROSSING THE ROAD IS WALKING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

And the punchline is a metaphor for the afterlife

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wAIT IT’S A SUICIDE JOKE. ALL THIS TIME AND ITS A SUICIDE JOKE.

 
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A running joke of mine

Hey guys, have you heard about the kool kids klub? You know, the KKK?

Well, it’s this totally fun group and you should totally join!

If you join the Kool Kids Klub, you’ll get a free white hoodie because we all know how cold it can get when you go out for a walk.

Also, most of our members share a hatred for math and anyone who loves it so once a month, we get this really big addition symbol (+) and plant it on someone’s front yard. Then, we light it on fire and tell them how we don’t like their math loving kind around here.

If those aren’t the best reasons ever for joining our club, I guess that means you’re not kool enough :P

 
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